Things That Sound Dirty Except At Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody and God Bless us Every One! I’m almost ready for it! Believe it or not that mess that surrounded our dining table  is almost completely gone, the table linens are in the dryer, the pies are done, and I just boiled and shelled all the eggs for my middle daughter to make deviled eggs later. (It’s my theory they shell easier when they’re still hot). When she gets married some day her new husband can count on two things when it comes to dinner, no three. Salad, deviled eggs and macaroni and cheese. LOL.

I received this this morning in my email and thought it was pretty cute. After reading them I doubt I’ll be able to keep from chuckling as I hear them through out the day. Enjoy=)

Things That Sound Dirty Except at Thanksgiving

“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”
“I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”
“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”
“Talk about a huge breast!”
“It’s Cool Whip time!”
“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”
“Are you ready for seconds yet?”
“Are you going to come again next time?”
“It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?”
“Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!”
“Don’t play with your meat.”
“Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.”
“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”
“You still have a little bit on your chin.”
“Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.”
“How long will it take after you stick it in?”
“You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”
“Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!”
“How many are coming?”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“Just lay back & take it easy…I’ll do the rest.”
“How long do I beat it before it’s ready?”
“Let’s do it in the Dining room.”

After that I would have to say I’m thankful for people with a good sense of humor. LOL

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2 Responses

  1. LOL LOL LOL Thanks for the good laugh!!!

  2. So glad you enjoyed Nothing Fancy. I thought it was kinda cute.

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